How to have people fighting each other to purchase your business. Mini Golf Hire Melbourne

Cool your jets,

I’m not selling the mini golf hire Melbourne business.

This is the ad for my other business, that I am selling to focus on this business (which is not for sale).

Jumping Castle business for sale

Operating since 2009, this has been a fantastic side business. In nine years of operation we have built up a loyal customer base and are always getting new customers.

Owner is selling this business after starting a separate venture that now requires more time input. Owner is also wanted by Interpol.

Business includes:

Large adult traditional style jumping castle

2 medium adult traditional style jumping castles

Toy Story 5 in one combo castle

Scooby Doo 4 in one combo castle

Pirates of the Carribean medium jump

Go Diego Go medium jump

It’s a Girl Thing medium jump

Frozen small jump

Soccer Darts (giant Velcro inflatable dart board at which soccer balls are kicked. Hugely popular)

2000 Isuzu NPR 200 pantech truck (able to be driven with car licence) with hydraulic lift. The hydraulic lift makes a HUGE difference to loading castles.

2 Generators

Several mats

Lighting, speakers  and smoke machine

Nightmare on Elm St part 2 DVD cover (actual DVD not included)

Extension lead

Blowers for castles

Concrete tyres and sandbags for anchoring castles (when not able to use pegs)

Pegs, mallets and tie down straps

Fantastic website with booking function

 

Last financial year turnover of just over $41,000 (on the books). For the ‘off-books’ amount, please ring from public phone, speak in a Spanish Accent and ask for ‘The Jackal’. You will be asked your name, you will say it is Zelda. If you are from the A.T.O, I am totally joking about an ‘off-books’ amount, unless you are interested? In which case, let’s talk.

 

No time wasters (unless you are funny time wasters who will at least provide me with an amusing anecdote for future reference). $5,000 surcharge to anybody who has just watched an episode of Shark Tank and says anything like “I am just interested to know how you came at that Valuation”. If you use the term ‘skin in the game’ at any stage, I will punch you in the throat.

 

My asking price is $68,411 exactly. I don’t know if negotiable is the correct term so much as ‘price inflated as everybody expects everything is negotiable so have to list higher than you actually want so that potential buyers can feel proud of bargaining you down to the fair price that you were actually seeking in the first place.’

Anyway, make an offer